Friday, December 29, 2006

*sigh*

It's like eighteen years and three hundred and sixty four days of a vice-like grip around my heart has finally been eased...


I'M NINETEEN!!!!!!

FUCKIN RIGHTS! As of this moment, if I wanted to, I could go buy my OWN mother fuckign cigarettes! NO MORE NEEDING A BOOT! Fucking FINALLY!

Now I am going to go eat a samosa and enjoy the feeling of being free of the restrictions of youth. :)

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALLEAH!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday cuz!! Enjoy it, freedom is wonderful!

Big hug,
Michelle

ChaoticEggplantQueen said...

Fuck I lost your cellphone #
I planned to call you at Midnight!
Happy Brithday

K said...

huzzahs

happy birthday alleah!

I'm old :(

Anonymous said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU SEXY BI-YATCH!!!

VivaLaPinto said...

so sexy I get an extra Y in the word BI-YATCH!

I made a sound....and lee made fun of me for it.

Anonymous said...

happy birthday betch

ha

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Alleah!!!

Anonymous said...

Happy birthday, to the only person who turns 19 after me in 2006! Ha.

Go drink and enjoy.

Anonymous said...

A birthday rap.

You're one year older,
One year wiser,
You still don't taste as nice as a kaiser,
You're the real deal,
The big nineteen,
Enjoy the cake, it's made of spleen.

Okay, so that was the worst thing in the history of the world. Happy birthday Mrs. Bitches.

Anonymous said...

OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! I have presents for you!

Anonymous said...

Just to be the opposite. I hope your birthday is full of spite and dead puppys...
KIDDING!
I meant malice and dead kittens :|

<>< mantrain

VivaLaPinto said...

:D HAHA, oh man, you guys all rock SO HARD!!! birthday coming in five, four, three two........

NOW!