yes, you heard me correctly. spoons and butter. so much more convenient than a knife and butter! Knives leave nasty ridges in the poor butter's self-esteem, aka appearance (oh how universal) which ugly toast grit gets into and and creates disgusting butter-pimples of mold. and the poor butter's dignity is destroyed. destroyed I say.
but with spoons...! Oh spoons! Spoons are like the savior of depressed ugly butter syndrome! you let a spunky, individualistic spoon slip and slide through hot water, and then allow it to SINK IT'S CREATIVE TEETH into that poor abused butter, and the butter says, "Ahhh! relief! I shall part cleanly for you, spoon" and you have a nice clean dip of space where butter has gone before and no ughy toast grit clogs it's pores, and the butter is once more your friend. this is the advantage of spoons and butter.
Jen Schaper was entirely correct. Life is a pickle. A big fat juicy warty Polski pickle. Of the crunchy variety.
Friday, January 14, 2005
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what about butter knives? They have no ridges. and just try scraping burnt toast with a spoon!!!!!!!! I LIKE KNIVES BETTER
ok so say you're getting the butter ( which is on the spoon) onto the toast/bread. how the heck do u get it on without leaving like a level of butter on the scoop part of the spoon. Maybe u are just amazing and i cant do it.
you use the corner of the toast to scoop the butter out wiht, and then you use the convex side of the spoon to spread! the complexities of spoon science!
i LOVE pickles!
Amay, were you by any chance shopping for a wedding gown today? If not, there is a look-alike you in Nan... hahahahaha wait, you have a twin.. lol... okay, then there is ANOTHER girl who looks like you and Bethany.
I put my vote toward knives.
But you need a boy to sharpen them...
Are you impuning my feminism? Are you telling me I am too "girly" to sharpen any knife? I'll show you, Tim Banky! And, in any case, boys and knives do not mix. Especially with malicious girls, and penii involved! ;)
*every boy in the land cringes*
No, no, it's a rusty spoon that you use to castrate boys. It hurts more.
again With the spoons!
TIM! are you bringing into the open my requirements??????????? sacre bleu!!!!
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