multi-tasking

First of all, I wrote WAY TOO MUCH in the last post for only ONE comment! COMMENT OR I SHALL SMITE THOU!!!!!!

And on to the next item of business, Laura, I'm not going to audition most importantly because I'm not prepared. I never did go to Mr. Anderson, and ask him for good monologues, so I don't have any that I'd like to to do actually prepared. And while I could whip a song up pretty quickly, it wouldn't be doing justice to an audition as important as CCPA for me to just prepare something in three days. Plus it's today...! The other reason is, even if I did get in, I don't know if I could make it my entire life. It used to be like that, but I can't ask Sean to leave his job here and move with me down to Victoria, and I don't know if I could handle a long-distance relationship with him. I wouldn't ever ask him to wait for me, because it wouldn't work number one, and number two, it's rude and selfish. Plus, every single great performing accomplishment of mine has been as part of a group. And with the deterioration of Collective as a singing group, or even as a trio of best friends, I've been coming to realize how truly inadequate I am by myself. It is massively discouraging to think that all of your accomplishments have been because of other people, and that is not the kind of attitude you want to go into a place like CCPA with.

Besides, who knows? Malaspina will give me two years of theatre, while retaining my comfort zone. If Sean and I don't work out (God forbid) then maybe I'll have an opportunity to run off to Victoria at a whim. Even if we are still together then, maybe by that time, he'll be ready for a change of scenery. I'm just not ready for a commitment of that magnitude to the performing arts. And because of that, it's possible that I never will be.

Ok, that's done now. I shall now finish up my post for the original reason! I was checking my email, and I got this forward about 101 fun things to do in WalMart, and some of them were truly genious! Only the best shall I post here now, and I expect some of you to be h-core enough to do them with me!!!!

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

32. Take bets on the battle described above.

35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!"

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

42. Two words: "Marco Polo."

46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it!

78. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if your on a horse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc.. And If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.

80. Excessively use anything thing that says "Try Me".

90. Put lingerie in the men's department.

91. Put super sexy lingerie in old men's carts when they turn around.

97. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy.

99. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.

**BONUS Attempt all of these in the same visit!


Ok, are those not fabulous?! If I ever see one of you in WalMart, and you don't notice me, expect a random box of "Her Pleasure" condoms in your cart when you go to the checkout!!! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!