-"I'm certainly not eighteen." (Alleah during Misner lessons in Acting.)
-"Sometimes I wish I could put a leash on Leon and take him home to be my pet." (Alleah)
-"Hey! There's a pie in here!" (Lisa V.)
-"A mountain douche?" (Alex, after walking in on a conversation about Mountain Dew)
-"I just want somebody other than my wife to play with my ding-dong." (Biff, on his character's 'wants' in the Crucible.)
-"I have the biggest nipples ever." (Brad)
-"I'm sorry, I thought you were acting." (Meghan; probably one of the only derogatory things she's said in her whole life--and it was unintentional!)
-"Barb has a large penis." (Kaitlyn)
-"(insert name here) sleeps with men!" (Barb)
-"Negative one? How can you get negative one?" (Kaitlyn)
-"Fuck him from six feet away!" (Ross, during a rehearsal of the 'sex scene' in the Crucible.)
-"I AM 15!" (Geoff)
-"China is in China..." (Kylan)
-"It's a gross little wrinkly bag." (Kylan, on the scrotum)
-"How many times am I going to smack you if you keep talking?" (Jordan Davies' theory of probability.)
-"She's having an orgasm because she's doing her box right." (Donna, on Amber in Drafting class)
-"I know you're implying I'm gay somehow, I just can't figure it out." (Brad)
-"A little knot of angry, icky blick!" (Leon, in Shakespearean Acting workshops)
-"If you believe the cheesy corn, they will eat it." (Leon, in more Shakespearean acting class.)
-"Were you being sarcastic, cause I'm really too tired to tell the difference." (Alleah; Ashley thought it was cute...)
-"I don't have balls; I have this big stick! It's a double-decker!" (Brad 2.0, done in a Goblin voice)
-"Why would Marc be upstairs?" (Alleah, on a cheesy horror movie when the next victim goes to look for the last victim (who happens to be in a wheelchair) upstairs)
Quotes from the Second-Years (they aren't as funny as us.)
-"If you bang it hard enough, it will come." (Anthony, on a bottle of ketchup)
-"I'm not drunk, you're drunk! Where are my pants?" (Anthony)
-"It's Romeo and Juliet with vampires and werewolves! It's fucking gopod shit!" (JC on Underworld)
-"Stop eating that! You're not a giraffe!" (Anthony)
-"And then dude fucks off--!!!" (Becky, giving a synopsis of the Crucible to a bunch of high schoolers)
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
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4 comments:
tony's quote about banging it hard enough was about ravioli.. these are awsome by the way,. kudos to kaitlyn for keeping track
i still say.. we should keep better track... coz there are still plenty of other people who need quotes... lets all do our best!
Well, when people say funny things, remember them and let me know and I'll write it down. ^_^
Someone told me Tony was talking about ketchup. I don't remember who... but whatever. I'll change it. lol
yeah, I thought it was about ketchup, cause you said so. hmmm.
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