Thursday, March 02, 2006

Theatre Quotes Part 2

These were too good to wait to post them!


"Can I pet your fuck fuck?" -Alleah (on the Apollo Code; one fuck means fuck, two fucks means dog, three fucks means cat)

"*clap* whoops!" -Amber (she's a retard)

Alleah- "You look like a bag lady!"
Amber- "It's like...the Princess...bag...."

"You can't hit The Clit." -Becky (on a little dragon fly made out of burlap strings who we named The Clit)

8 comments:

Pineapple Princess! said...

I'm really really really sorry I couldn't come see you at work today!!!, i had to go get something from the bank on my break, and then cora was areound, and we chatted, and I ran out of time. I miss you though!

Anonymous said...

im not a retard....

give me some more credit

Joe Guitar said...

You forgot...

"If it's not speckle, it's not theatre!!"
~Leon

Unknown said...

hey i went to watch! good job! could easily tell which one was you ;)

jordanibanez said...

The first years next year cannot even fathom what they're in for.

"Fuck you and the fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck you rode in on."

Megan said...

You mentioned a few posts before that I should hang with you post-haste. I may see you if I trundle my way to the St. Pattie's stuff! But I may not because it is far away and drinking is not my thing. We shall see. A quick stop-in to see the peeps I never see may be in order!! I just used see a lot in this little comment.

M-unit out.

VivaLaPinto said...

some more quotes for your reading pleasure: Ace: "Mike, you're a hot foxy robot!" Mike: "NO! I'm a foxy bad robot."

Ace: "If you were a meatball, I would cover you in sauce and chew you slowly."

Brianna said...

"This converation never happened! I am A robot! baaaaaaaah!"