Friday, August 11, 2006

it's like dark'o'clock when I'm woken by...

a retard alarm clock that I am growing more andmore convinced has had a lobotomoy! Somehow the stupid thing is running an hour ahead! So when the fucker woke me up this morning, I couldn't figure out why it was so dark out, but it read six eighteen and I HAD to get ready to leave at six thirty....long story short I finally figured it out by feeling sorry for myself about having to walk to work in the dark, when I remembered yesterday when I woke up, I slept in a little to six thirty but thought I'd slept in til seven thirty. Thta was thankfully not the case.

...I just realized there isn't a single one of you who needs or wants this much detail about my waking habits... :S

2 comments:

Kahloke said...

Solidarity. When I have a morning shift down at the ferries, I have to get up at around 6:30 to take the hour and a half long bus ride to get down to Granville Island at 8:30. When I have a closing shift, I get off at eleven, and the only way I'll get home before 1 AM is if I take a forty dollar cab ride home... *sighs* Life sucks in general, methinks.

If it helps, when you're at work, just picture everyone as a retarded banana. Works for me.

VivaLaPinto said...

lol, i coulda used that advice before this looooooooong shitty day! :P