I want to have a Bunny Rumble. We'll capture bunnies either from MalU (easier) or from my place (homegrown) and wait until a female is in heat, and then take two males and let them in a cage with her! We'll film all this shit, and send it to Ross for Art Wank '07!!! Come on dudes! We have a lot to learn as actors, and as HUMAN BEINGS from the status issues of mating rabbits. And you fucking know it!
Plus we can have a big ole party afterwards, and get wasted.
Bunny Rumble '06, FUCK YEAH!!!!!!
Sunday, April 02, 2006
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I hope this doesnt happen... Its one thing to be amused my the mating habits of rabbits, (as we all are) but to put them in a cage.... and just make them go at it... seems wrong somehow
I like bunnies.
okay, wait. You want to make bunnies have a threesome? Does anyone else find that kind of wierd?
Chaaaaaarlie
okay, wait. You want to make bunnies have a threesome? Does anyone else find that kind of wierd?
Chaaaaaarlie
As long as you don't get them into S&M I think that would be animal cruelty...unless they enjoyed it...then I just don't know...I just.....don't know.
<>< Ricky.
words fail me
This is another special message from the president of the United States of America Mr George W Bush.
Howdy, this is George Bush here. I've learnt a hell of a lot from rabbits in my time, but how to mate wasn't one of them. When I make love to a woman I'm not just doing it for me, I'm doing it for the whole of the United States so its got to be special, I want that woman to see stars - and stripes. Which is why it troubled me not so long when I developed a common problem - premature ejaculation. Now I you may have come across men with this problem Alleah - or they'll have come across you, but the point is they musn't do what I did. I asked Condoleeza Rice for advice. She said if you're going to pleasure a woman all night long, you have to hold out, God damn it you're doing it for America. So when you feel you're about to shoot your beans you have to think of something real repelent and fight that urge.
I thanked Condoleeza and the next night when I was going at it and felt my nuts were about to explode, I pictured the face of Saddam Hussein. Well it worked and I gave that woman such a seeing to that in the morning she was bow legged, cross eyed and swore alliegance to the flag every two minutes.
The problem was, after a time I associated the face of Saddam Hussein with ejaculation. Whenever I saw his face on the news my member engorged like a Texas Cactus after rain and very soon I became aroused just by his name. You may have seen me at press confrences with what looked like a marrow in my pocket - So I had to invade his damn country and remove the moustachioed son of a gun just so I could gain control my manhood.
Well I can't spend all day writing filth on the internet, God Bless America and God bless you all.
George W.
hahhhaa im liking the george bush comments hahahahaha
and alleah.. i would like to see you try to catch one of the bunnies here at Mal-U... they are smarter and faster than you think.
I must know who is writing those George Bush comments, and erect a statue in his honor!!!
And it's not quite as cruel as you think. I wuldn't make any bunnies do snything. I would give two diferent male rabbits the opportnity of mating, and see which one won the female. And it wouldn't be some ridiculous little hamster cage that I put these bunnies in, would build a pen with a significant square footage.
A winner-takes-all battle to bunny death is what I propose. With miniature weapons. And the Kirk vs Spock fight music in the background! Da da DA DA DA DA DA DA DA!!!
ha! ok ok ok. so the first idea was slghtly cruel to animals. just a pinch. but if you hotshots are so great, HELP me figure out what else a Bunny Rumble could be. and DON'T say Playboy bunnies wrestling in a mud pit. I've been over that.
I think you are all ridiculous... but then i am not quite sure why the FIRST thought that popped into my head was "hey, I have a videocamera"
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