Wednesday, October 13, 2004

i wish i was a sex lizard...

so yeah, that was quite the dream I had last night.

I was hanging oput with Sean at his house, but somehow he had my bed. Which is a yucky twin-size while he actually has a queen. We were hanging out, and things got interesting. In my dream. Then I started reading a Bible (WHILE things were interesting) and I opened to a passage about sex. But the passage was filled with nonesense words! It was like, "Then they grumpled and began fwumping, and God was garbled." And I started laughing in the middle of what Sean was doing.

The the dream changed to me and my grandparents, my mom, Ken, and Sean out at Smoker's Point except Smoker's Point was in Australia, and right by a huge swamp thing. And the chemicals in the swamp made all the colors like highliter colors. And then a dingo/kangaroo thing came hopping up to us, and we all cooed at it until more of them came up to us, and eventually we had like five kangaroo/dingo things cuddled at our feet. Then Ken tried to hug me and I pushed him away forcefully. Then we ALL went to school, but school was somehow down Nicol Street. So we were all walking on Nicol Street when Gareth came walking, also to school, coming from the general direction of Haliburton or Irwin Streets. I told him about the passage in the Bible with the sex, and the fwumping. And he said he knew what I was talking about.

Then I woke up. Cause Mom opened the door. So yeah. I'm a freak. No mopre Chips Ahoy before bedtime...

7 comments:

K said...

I like the way you kind of talked around certain things:p But "No more Chips Ahoy before bedtime" really takes the cake. That's the phrase of the day, though I'm going to bed soon. Have you ever written "sex kitten" on someone's arm, then wanted to change "kitten" to "lizard" but didn't? Or seen someone apply a temporary tattoo with Pepsi Twist while on a bus? just some things to consider.

barbara_mary said...

The funny thing is, Gareth is the type to KNOW about fwumping and things like that.

VivaLaPinto said...

lol, it's true. Gareth, how much fwumping have you done lately? (oh I hope he actually reads this blog!)

Anonymous said...

Hey! I had a crazy sex dream about my boyfriend, too. Except I didn't actually get to have sex in the dream because my subconscious is mean to me. Instead, the dream began right after we'd had sex for the first time and we were lying there in this bed I have never seen before that had really 80's sheets. And Tim said, "Well, I guess I'm supposed to tell you I love you, aren't I?" so I said, "um . . . not if you don't" and he said, "oh, okay, I won't then." And then we went to musical theatre and his teeth started to disappear. Now what the hell does that mean?
--Laura

VivaLaPinto said...

it means you're insecure about the relationship. Losing teeth implies insecurity, and the whole part about him not telling you he loved you is your subconcious fears that he actually doesn't. That dream is a classic, I remembered the meaning of it from reading my old dream dictionary before the house burnt down!

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VivaLaPinto said...

no no no no, Laura is insecure. that is why Tim's teeth fell out.