This is pretty good tea. ginseng, peppermint, black current, and jasmine. My mom told me not to adulterate it with sugar or milk. I blushed. :)
still checking out other people's blogs. what an unbearable snoop I am...
...ok, I am so jealous. I read part of this one girl's blog in which some random hot guy came up to this girl and said "I think you're really hot" and he asked her for her number and stuff, and all she could say was, "um...thanks" um, thanks? UM, THANKS!!!! girl, get with the program! jeez, things like that shouldn't be wasted on those who can't handle them! the only time I've been randomly hit on in the past month was by some creepy old Cambie's-man. He was like sixty years old! Skeez-master 4000! ick ick ick. ask Shane Murphy, he was there.
btw, what the hell is a minotaur? I 've been wondering that ever since I found out that Mummy Maze on Popcap was based on a book called Theseus and the Minotaur. I wish i was one. Then I would meet someone named Theseus and have grand adventures!
hmmm...Mom just threatened to buy a hundred lighters and tape them to the wall in each room. I wonder what the landlady would say about that? whatever, up her ass, we've got a yearlong lease! na na na na na!
And now, a poem:
DIE
SIX FLAGS GUY, DIE.
THOU OFFENDETH THY PISSED KITTY'S EYE.
YOU KNOW YOU BLOW
WHY DON'T YOU GO?
I THINK YOU'RE NOT A GUY.
DIE
SIX FLAGS GUY, DIE.
YOU AREN'T EVEN A GUY.
YOU'RE PROBABLY A WOMAN WITH A BAD BALD CAP - I CAN TOTALLY SEE THE LINE WHERE IT ENDS AND YOUR FOREHEAD BEGINS.
BAD MAKEUP PERSON,
BAD.
DIE
SIX FLAGS GUY, DIE.
YOU'RE TOO HYPER FOR AN OLD "GUY".
IF YOU'RE GOING TO KEEL,
HERE! USE MY WHEEL
I'LL RUN OVER YOU WITH MY OWN CAR.
DIE
SIX FLAGS GUY, DIE.
BECAUSE IF ANYONE IS FOOLED INTO ACTUALLY THINKING
YOU'RE A REAL OCTOGENARIAN
AND NOT A TWELVE-YEAR OLD GIRL
IN THAT OLD GUY SUIT AND MAKEUP,
OTHER YOUNG PEOPLE WILL START IMITATING YOU
AND ABUSING THE SENIOR CITIZEN DISCOUNT
OR ELSE
OTHER OLD PEOPLE WILL START TRYING TO DANCE LIKE YOU,
SPAZZMO
AND THEY WILL HAVE MASSIVE HEART ATTACKS
AND IT WILL BE ALL YOUR FAULT.
DIE, SIX FLAGS GUY,
DIE.
AREN'T SCREAMING CHILDREN ANNOYING ENOUGH?!
NOW PEOPLE WILL COME TO A SMELLY HOT THEME PARK
AND STAND IN LINE FOR NINE HOURS
TO SEE AN OLD TWEAKER IN A TUXEDO
DANCING REALLY BADLY?!
I THINK NOT.
DIE, SIX FLAGS GUY,
DIE.
I NEVER SAID THAT THIS WAS GOING TO RHYME.
STOP SPAZZING OUT NOW AND
TAKE OFF YOUR BALD CAP
AND YOUR CHEESY THEME PARK FACE AND
JUST DIE, ALREADY.
GOODBYE.
a girl after my own heart! she had thirty-five comments on that entry! (thirty-six after I was done) She's done us all proud. pissedkitty.com for all interested.
hmmm toxicloveshock.blogspot.com I'm sorry, you're pretty boring, pearlgirl.
ok, getting vetoed now by the mom. entirely this post has taken like two and a half hours to write. proud yet? I am a geek of the first order, I tell you.
Huzzah for geeks!
Monday, July 19, 2004
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4 comments:
A minotaur is a person with a very hairy man-body and the head of a bull. They have crazy tempers, and are usually stuck in the middle of labyrinths' waiting to prey on hapless virgin females
how come every fairy tale or greek mythology has a helpless female in it saved by a prince...it sucks
airy-fairy
Theseus went into the Labyrinth in Minos, Crete, and killed the Minotaur until it was dead. So I don't think you'd really like to meet him and have grand adventures... unless--like in the movie Peter Pan with Robin Williams--you consider death to be the 'greatest adventure.' Anyway, I'm going to show up at your house tomorrow around 4:30, so see you there.
Damn I was going to say the same thing kevin, but you beat be to it. HAHA be a minotaur ( a supposedly ugly beast) and then come up against the one guy who can slay you. Well your entries are way too long Alleah, I didn't even read the extraneous poem. sry it is just the way it is. Anyways, if you want guys to hit on you then you need to meet more random ppl and then at least one of them will have the courage to try to pick you up. That's all for now.
B-rad
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